Well it turns out that Tiger Woods is human after all. Following a long tradition of philandering professional athletes, Tiger's admittance, and the subsequent throng of women who are coming out from every orifice, have somehow humanized him.
The carefully crafted image portraying Tiger as this Ivan Drago-esque golf tournament winning machine is obviously not entirely accurate. Who knew he was playing
Tiger makes mistakes. And he's doing the right thing by admitting wrongdoing and accepting responsibility (under the same circumstances serial philanderer Michael Jordan would have blamed Bryon Russell).
Hopefully Tiger learns from his mistakes and becomes a better husband and a better father.
But until then, here are five ways Tiger can get himself back in his wife Elin's good graces:
5. Carefully state the following: "Hey, at least I'm not Phil Mickleson!"
4. Stand in front of the TV while Elin is playing Tiger Woods Golf on the Wii.
3. Buy her this wonderful undergarment.
2. Agrees to be a contestant on "Tool Academy".
1. Record Drake's"Best I Ever Had" and post it on his website. ("Elin you da best/You da fucking best/Best I ever had/Best I ever had").
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